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May 3, 2008 21:24:29 GMT -5
Post by emily445455 on May 3, 2008 21:24:29 GMT -5
Nope, I can't. But God can undo what Satan has done.
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May 3, 2008 21:57:43 GMT -5
Post by Cepha on May 3, 2008 21:57:43 GMT -5
Nope, I can't. But God can undo what Satan has done. I hope so...for your sake. |
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May 4, 2008 7:48:46 GMT -5
Post by emily445455 on May 4, 2008 7:48:46 GMT -5
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May 5, 2008 17:11:13 GMT -5
Post by cradlecathlic27 on May 5, 2008 17:11:13 GMT -5
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jhardin
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"...wherever Jesus Christ is, there is the (c)atholic (spiritual) Church." Ignatius 110 A.D.
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May 8, 2008 15:01:26 GMT -5
Post by jhardin on May 8, 2008 15:01:26 GMT -5
That was bad  |
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May 8, 2008 15:04:34 GMT -5
Post by Cepha on May 8, 2008 15:04:34 GMT -5
That was bad I agree. |
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May 8, 2008 15:15:09 GMT -5
Post by cradlecathlic27 on May 8, 2008 15:15:09 GMT -5
come on, i thought this was a JOKE room. You guys are BORING!
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May 8, 2008 15:42:15 GMT -5
Post by Cepha on May 8, 2008 15:42:15 GMT -5
come on, i thought this was a JOKE room. You guys are BORING! Read the very first post on this "joke" thread. Anything mocking personal beliefs is different. |
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May 8, 2008 17:42:08 GMT -5
Post by alfie on May 8, 2008 17:42:08 GMT -5
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May 8, 2008 18:51:21 GMT -5
Post by Cepha on May 8, 2008 18:51:21 GMT -5
Here's a good joke I received in my Private Message box:
"Cepha,
You can't have Emily.
I won't let you.
You can't fool me with all of this Catholic crap.
Ive been on a number of Catholic forums and I've heard it all before.
You guys are a bunch of clones (same old propaganda...same old pat answers).
Anyway I will pray for her protection against you.
I hope someday the "Holy Spirit" will lead you to the truth and you will leave Catholicism." alfie Junior Member Joined: Apr 2008 Gender: Female Posts: 82 Location: Ohio Re: (No Subject) « Message sent Today at 5:36pm » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nothing personal Cepha but "you lose!
It appears the "Lord" has answered my prayer regarding Emily. Emily was far too innocent to be tangling with an experienced Catholic like yourself. |
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May 8, 2008 18:59:59 GMT -5
Post by Cepha on May 8, 2008 18:59:59 GMT -5
The thing is Alfie...she quit because she tried to state that Priests wearing scarlet and red was proof that The Catholic Church was the woman on the beast in Revelation and I posted The Scriptures that state that it was God who commanded that Priests were scarlet and red.
In other words, she got backed into the last corner and quit.
Don't you dare credit God with her abuse of scripture.
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May 8, 2008 19:00:53 GMT -5
Post by Cepha on May 8, 2008 19:00:53 GMT -5
Oh yeah, who was it at Gideon's Sword that you were going to sick on me again?
It wasn't JHardin, was it?
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May 8, 2008 19:02:37 GMT -5
Post by Cepha on May 8, 2008 19:02:37 GMT -5
And why would you want to promote yourself as " Sexy" on a Christian Forum?  |
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May 8, 2008 19:28:04 GMT -5
Post by Cepha on May 8, 2008 19:28:04 GMT -5
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May 8, 2008 23:29:45 GMT -5
Post by cradlecathlic27 on May 8, 2008 23:29:45 GMT -5
lol! You post is funny cepha!
Alfie... that was just plain redicules! I could never imagin a priest acting like that...
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May 14, 2008 2:59:43 GMT -5
Post by blackie on May 14, 2008 2:59:43 GMT -5
Here's a good joke I received in my Private Message box:
"Cepha,
You can't have Emily.
I won't let you.
You can't fool me with all of this Catholic crap.
Ive been on a number of Catholic forums and I've heard it all before.
You guys are a bunch of clones (same old propaganda...same old pat answers).
Anyway I will pray for her protection against you.
I hope someday the "Holy Spirit" will lead you to the truth and you will leave Catholicism."
When I signed up here I sent her a message that was titled, "You Can Run, But You'll Just Convert Tired. LOL"
BTW, thomasabel70 invited me here from over at Christian Unity Forums sometime back, but I really decided to join when I saw this post over at CARM. www.christiandiscussionforums.org/v/showthread.php?p=2778958#post2778958
You must be doing something right! LOL
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May 14, 2008 6:27:02 GMT -5
Post by Cepha on May 14, 2008 6:27:02 GMT -5
CM? I thought that was you! Yeah, Alfie invited me over to Gidean's Sword to get debated by JHardin (whom despite our strong differences, I now consider a friend and I have a great respect for). It's cool...she's doing her thing. Gotta respect her tenacity. By the way, I was banned from CARM. I kept correcting the board. They have their own definitions of words. For example, they take a word that applies to anybody and hijack it only for certain sects of Christianity. Besides that, they have double standards for Catholics & Protestants. But, I did what I always do on anti-Catholic sites. I post my posts and they delete them. As ususal, they'd edit my posts, censoring them to their standards refusing to allow historical unbiased facts to be viewed by the board. I've invited them over here, and many came, but once they got a view of the threads here, they ran so fast that their shadows were left behind wondering where they went! LOL! They don't dare post here...they know that there's no anti-Catholic Moderation here so they don't have the powers that be helping them in their arguments deleting or editing posts by Catholics. Hence, no brainwashing or misindoctrination will be allowed here. Same thing at ChurchUSA. I exposed their Moderators as the hypocrites that they were and they of course banned me when I posted what the Moderators posted to me next to their own forum's rules regarding what was considered to be proper Christian behavior on the board. Granted, their own Moderators violated their own rules. They didn't like that too much! Same deal at CAF. The board is absolutely the best, but they overmoderate in favor of Protestants and shut down the Catholics even though it's supposed to be a Catholic Forum. They care more about their own image than they do about truth. They banned me too when I posted what the Moderators wrote to me as well. They were correcting me for my aggressiveness towards the Protestants there and when I called them out on the insulting & mocking language they used towards me, they banned me and said that I quit (even though I never officially requested to be removed from the board, I just complained about their insulting and mocking language to me...which was what they were supposedly correcting me for). Cyber-Pharisees. All of them. Enjoy your time here. It's going to be boring most times. This is a guantlet for anti-Catholics and a place for non-Catholic Christians who want to learn about us openly & without Moderation of ideas or beliefs. The anti-Catholics don't seem to last on a board where Catholics are allowed to debate them back. But every once in a while, we get lucky and an anti-Catholic will come on. Of course, we then dogpile on them and they run home limping and whimpering to lick their wounds with their theological tails between their legs. LOL! Welcome to "The Board Of The Free! Home Of The Brave!" Defender of The Faith!  |
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May 14, 2008 6:30:29 GMT -5
Post by Cepha on May 14, 2008 6:30:29 GMT -5
By the way, at CARM, I a Catholic was banned for posting a link to my forum.
But Anti-Catholics are not banned for posting links to the exact same forum (mine).
See the hypocrasy over there?
That's why I owned that board while I was over there!
LOL!
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May 16, 2008 19:42:37 GMT -5
Post by knuckle on May 16, 2008 19:42:37 GMT -5
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May 24, 2008 4:52:03 GMT -5
Post by blackie on May 24, 2008 4:52:03 GMT -5
CM? I thought that was you!
By the way, I was banned from CARM. I kept correcting the board. They have their own definitions of words. For example, they take a word that applies to anybody and hijack it only for certain sects of Christianity. Besides that, they have double standards for Catholics & Protestants. But, I did what I always do on anti-Catholic sites. I post my posts and they delete them. As ususal, they'd edit my posts, censoring them to their standards refusing to allow historical unbiased facts to be viewed by the board. I've invited them over here, and many came, but once they got a view of the threads here, they ran so fast that their shadows were left behind wondering where they went! LOL! They don't dare post here...they know that there's no anti-Catholic Moderation here so they don't have the powers that be helping them in their arguments deleting or editing posts by Catholics. Hence, no brainwashing or misindoctrination will be allowed here. Same thing at ChurchUSA. I exposed their Moderators as the hypocrites that they were and they of course banned me when I posted what the Moderators posted to me next to their own forum's rules regarding what was considered to be proper Christian behavior on the board. Granted, their own Moderators violated their own rules. They didn't like that too much!
Same deal at CAF. The board is absolutely the best, but they overmoderate in favor of Protestants and shut down the Catholics even though it's supposed to be a Catholic Forum. They care more about their own image than they do about truth. They banned me too when I posted what the Moderators wrote to me as well. They were correcting me for my aggressiveness towards the Protestants there and when I called them out on the insulting & mocking language they used towards me, they banned me and said that I quit (even though I never officially requested to be removed from the board, I just complained about their insulting and mocking language to me...which was what they were supposedly correcting me for). Cyber-Pharisees. All of them.
I've been on CAF for most of the time it's been around and I think the staff there is one of the most fair minded and even handed of any I've ever posted on.
They are a long way from "Cyber-Pharisees" by any means and if you got banned then, in my experience, you brought it on yourself.
I'm sure you like this no holds barred system of yours here, but if I recall, I saw your posts and you were indeed heavy on the rhetoric and light on the facts as well as just plain old rude and offensive to some folks.
Frankly, I don't care what a person says, I know that the facts are on my side and I don't have to stoop to their level in response.
Look at what St. Peter wrote for us in his first letter.
1st Peter 3:15 But sanctify the Lord Christ in your hearts, being ready always to satisfy every one that asketh you a reason of that hope which is in you.
16 But with modesty and fear, having a good conscience: that whereas they speak evil of you, they may be ashamed who falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ. Look at verse 16, my friend.
Also, Look at these words from Our Lord Himself.
Matthew 7:12 All things therefore whatsoever you would that men should do to you, do you also to them. For this is the law and the prophets.
Luke 6:31 And as you would that men should do to you, do you also to them in like manner.
I think there's a big difference between defending the faith and feeding an ego, and in that respect anyone who is rude and outright offensive is a poor witness for their Christian faith, regardless of which community they belong to.
I completely disagree with you about CAF. They work real hard to keep a balanced and charitable playing field there and I have the greatest respect for Karl Keating and the staff he has there.
You know me from over there and I am anything but a slouch at apologetics but I also go WAY outta my way to be as charitable and respectful as possible while at the same time decimating the arguments of those who oppose our most holy faith.
IMO, CAF is the exemplary Catholic forum for discussion and debate.
Here's an important question for you. (What was your name at CAF again BTW?)
If you run off every n-C that voices opposition to the faith here then precisely how do you plan to evangelize them?
Just because some of the n-c forums are wretched does not mean that we should stoop to that level and create similar ones. That's literally two wrongs not making a right of any kind.
Sorry Dude, but this is one post that ain't no joke.
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